APA MACAM?

By Sarawakian

Hari itu I came across an old friend dari sekolah. Dia cakap, “Aiya! lamak tidak tengok!. Mana you now?” I cheekily said, “Saya sini lah! Buta kah you?’ Then we laughed at ourselves. Then, I told him that sudah pencen la. So now just jalan here and there and see the world. He looked at me and said, “Good lah like that. Me also want to pencen but still do some work here and there. Takut jadi boring bah.”

“True also”, I said as we exchanged our notes and then belah our own ways before saying we need to sembang more at the kopitiam one day. As we jalan jalan around Taipan, we still see the sama sama punya problem. The jalan belakang still ada tikus kaw kaw big. The lane still looks gelap gelita at night and better not go there for short cuts. Nanti kena hentam.

I have a phobia of motorcycle sounds. I had a bad experience dulu when one nearly snatched my bag of sayur I was holding in my nice backpack. Maybe he thought ada computer because it had a lambang on it big big. We still need to be careful you know nowadays.  I remember all the politik punya orang always say they need to improve safety and kebersihan, but until now for decades living in USJ, sama saja la. Tanya la the gomen gomen people apa macam? Apa jadi? They will surely say dalam penilaian or dalam proses. Eh, buat kopi and roti also faster la.

When you jalan towards the LRT station you ada nice walkway and nice pedestrian crossing. But the cars all tak pandai slow down. Still, lajak when they see you coming. Susah la like that. I also see many young people now like to berbasikal. Nice expensive bicycles also. Tapi, our jalan raya still does not cater for those on bicycles. Sedih la. Dulu bukan main main. The gomen gomen semua cakap mahu buat good lanes. Tengoklah the lane. On the same road and expect the cars to share the same lane with them. Bahaya la. Sometimes I fikir, those in gomen semua syok sendiri. Bagi title and post, semua tak kerja. Bila bukan gomen, lagi kuat kerja. Apa macam? Semua samalah!

Some basikal lanes in USJ are at the road shoulder. That is ok…but dia orang tak terpikir ke yang berjalan kaki macam mana? Share share is it? Bahaya la bro! I think we really need to rethink our punya policy for infrastructure lah. This is tahun 2022 dah. 3 bulan lagi, dah 2023. Berapa lama lagi mahu tunggu Subang Jaya maju? Dahlah jadi Bandaraya. I am sure tax increases akan datang lagi. Duit dah collect. Apa yang dibuat? Boleh tolong beritahu dalam media tak? At least kita tahu duit yang kita bayar untuk cukai semua used properly.

Subang Jaya quite nice to stay one. Ada many LRT stations. From SS16, Subang Jaya Station sampai Putra Heights ada 10 station semua. Then, we also got the Smart Selangor bus too for free. Ok bah. But we need to improve the walking paths lah. The paths still not good enough. Cannot just pakai road shoulder. Now the traffic so tinggi. Motorcycles pun banyak. The gomen gomen should really improve on the jalan jalan paths. Otherwise, it is so hard for elder folks and budak budak. Apa macam la orang tua mahu pergi sini sana safely if tempat jalan kaki pun tidak secure.

Nowadays, everything pun pakai app. Sini app sana app. My handphone also penuh app. Maybe I will erase most of the app. Pakai eWallet only. But sometimes, no servis. Cannot connect. Apa macam la like that. I thought we mahu jadi 5G nation? Even normal G also cannot.  Cakap cakap saja lah you. That day my family member mahu bayar this canggih License Plate Recognition in one big shopping centre. It seems it scan lessen plate and then pay by app or TnG at exit. No need to say name lah. Want to pay by app, no servis pulak. Must go back in the mall cari line. Then pay. Gila la. Ask people go cashless but no servis for handphone. Apa macam? Buat la orang susah lagi.

Actually, we should just make things easier la. No need to be so canggih. If want to be canggih, make sure you test test lah. When complain, cakap…we will investigate it. Like that lah our budaya. Sedih la. Sekarang ini orang politik, jangan cakap lah. Cannot harap one. All want to have election like one gila punya parti. Eh, tunggulah a few more months sampai habis tak boleh kah? Mahu election election sekarang buat apa? Go fix the economy la dulu. Fix the healthcare dulu. Tak takut pandemic lagi kah? Apa macam la kita punya leader ni. Lembik macam tauhu.

Now the weather selalu hujan. Licin also. So, when jalan here and there must be careful. Nanti pijak salah jatuh. We need better walkways la. Jatuh on the road sure kena lantak. We orang biasa only can cakap cakap megeluh only. Dah letih lah dengan orang politik politik and gomen gomen. When undi time, you tuggulah. Kita tengok siapa kita mahu undi. Kita tidak duduk rumah macam dulu. Sure, undi besar one. So, don’t cakap besar besar. Nanti sedih. Katak memang ada one. Results apa macam? Tunggu lo. But can tunggu sampai next year lah. Apa macam mahu rush rush. Duduk diam diam la. Buat kerja dulu.

I wanna watch K-Pop concert and drink beer in Pesta Oktober. So don’t kacau kacau in future. Saya tahu apa mahu buat. You leh? Apa Macam?